Washroom for Crocs

The photos below were taken inside the toilets in the Crocodile Farm in Miri :P

What is/are your response(s) when u see the above signboards? So farnie, and I can't deny they are very creative to come up with such a drawing.

Washroom for the Buaya Darat? Male Crocodiles??

And another one for the female Crocs :P

Ah Boy & Mangoes

Cleaning and drying up the mangoes on the floor...

Our Health Inspector on duty come, sniffing the mangoes. To ensure that the mangoes are safe for consumption.

And yeah, no untoward events occur after eating the mangoes. Many thanks to Ah Boy, the Wonder Dog, for doing such a fabulous job :P

"iPhone without the Phone"

The properly "clothed" iPod Touch...

I was busy playing with my iPod Touch yesterday night.. and suddenly Angeles came up with this one million dollar question...

Angeles : So the iPod Touch is the iPhone without the phone? means it's only the "i"?
Me : err.. and minus the camera too :P

Hahahaha, I really chuckle when Angeles said that.. Only my dear beloved sampat Angeles can come up with such fabulous ocipala and funny idea. How can i not lup her? And not forgetting we have several GMTA moments too :)

The naked iPod Touch (without "baju" loh) :P

And not forgetting to surf online using the built in WiFi. But not that easy leh to "type" on the iPod Touch touchscreen using my index finger...

Addendum : And to those blur sotong out there, GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike.

DOM DOM

When someone talk about Dom Dom, what is the first thing that comes to you mind?

Dom Dom, the beautiful-iest puppy doggy.
(The handsome-est one of course is Ah Boy).

DOM, the liquor (aka CH3CH2OH)
(2 bottles of DOM = DOM DOM)

Dom Dom, the balloon rubber
(these are not from LB's expired collections. LOL )

Or the boring ocipala DOM (aka The Document Object Model).
(yawning.. Zzzzzzz)

What Say U? Which Dom Dom?

Peanut

I dunno why Peanut has so many different names ~ Ground Nut, Earth Nut, Goober etc and some even called it Monkey Nut. I know monkey loves peanut, but naming peanut as monkey nut? Huh?

Peanuts, anyone?

And my latest favourite is the garlic-flavoured peanuts. Err.. No Flying Peanuts nor Yakking Peanut, as they are in the process of becoming peanut butter on vacation. And rest assured, Angeles, you can ditch away your neck turtle blouse. LOL

Leaf Insect

Winn asked me in the previous post (Grass Talk) where is the grass hopper. Mmmm... No grasshopper woh, but I have the photo of this leaf insect :)

Green-green tei. Looks like Grasshopper, but it's not grasshopper... In fact, it has the appearance of a green leave. I'll name it as dunno-what-name Leaf Insect.

Too bad this dunno-what-name leaf insect is not so bright (aka low IQ). It is staying happily on the grey concrete surface (instead on a green leave), exposing itself to predators. Luckily I don't eat insects, else sure habislah. As conclusion, this dunno-what-name leaf insect failed to get The Camouflage Degree. Gagal Exam :P

Grass Talk

One EFND afternoon when I was in Kuching, I took photos of grass in the Land of Hornbills. (On one of the rare occasion whereby it didn't rain. Well, it rained almost daily during my stay in Kuching during the CNY period).

Who cares what's the name.. I only know it's Grass. Let's call it Grass #1

Grass #2, The Spikey Grass

Grass #3, The Fluffy Grass (Reminds me of my Fluff Pet)

Grass #4, The Pariah Grass (Oops....)

So, the final conclusion is ~ Grass can be Beautiful... as long as they don't grow inside my garden. (macam lah i have a garden in real life) :P What say you? KFC and hopefully nobody here need to eat leaf medley eat grass. LOL

Chap Goh Mei

So fast, tomorrow is the last day of CNY liao, aka Chap Goh Mei. Since Ah Boy is still single and available, I'm thinking of throwing a lokam at the esplanade. Hopefully he can get to know a bitch Ah Girl soon.

The Lokam I prepared for Ah Boy, together with his weblog address. Nowadays doggy very advance wan. They also have email and handphone ;) Anyone wanna join the bandwagon and throw oranges on this auspicious day? :P

p/s : KFC, hopefully I won't eat the lokam tonight when I'm hungwee :P

4 am

While look-see look-see at the Friendship Park, i saw this signboard.

Park Opening Hours : 4 am till 12 midnight

Huh? 4 am? Who on earth (with sound mind) would visit this park at the wee hours in the early morning at 4 am ? Wanna See Ghost meh? Ocipala !!

Tangerine Talk

What happened when a clumsy baby elephant stepped on the mini tangerine (after stomping on the sugar cane) ?

This is the end result :P

CNY Orange Talk

Err... Orange Crystal?

Nope.. It's just me playing with my food again prior to eating them. This time my poor victim is the CNY lokam and it's helpless and vulnerable sweet pulp.

Indeed another EFND Ocipala time... Bullying the poor orange Lokam. I have no worry cos I'm pretty confident that Lokam has no teeth and the pulp won't bites. ;)

Tomato Talk

If I say the above tomato...
Looks like tomato,
Smells like tomato,
Tastes like tomato,
But it is NOT tomato...
Would you believe me?
Mana Boleh !!
Of Course NOT lah
If it's a TOMATO, it's definitely a TOMATO,
and it is always a TOMATO.

p/s: If u follow the latest news or happening in Malaysia, u will get what I meant here.
Btw, I love Tomatoes (the edible ones, of coz)

Fluffy Fluff

Thanks to Dobbs and Fibrate, I was kinda addicted to (Fluff)Friends over the last 2 weeks, (just as how I was once addicted to RPS) ~ busy petting and racing with the other fluff friends besides feeding my dear Moo Moo to increase her speed. Gosh, that was tiring.. no wonder I had sored arms and shoulder, hence I finally took a long break from fluffing Fluff Racing.

My beloved Moo Moo with all the Mini-s and the trophies.

My Moo Moo's latest speed is 11245 fph and she has won the bronze and silver trophy from fluff racing (hard-earned trophies). Seems like it is impossible to win the gold trophy since ECL's Kabpo is ranked top on the list with 95.15% victory with the speed 13746 fph. (Hard to beat that leh). Moo Moo is on daun on leave and resting at the moment. Yeah, Moo Moo deserved a good rest after all the hard work and she didn't race for the last 5 days. If you eat full and nothing better to do are free, don't forget to drop by and pet Moo Moo's head (please don't pull her legs nor her tail, although she doesn't bite).

p/s: The Fluff Addicts Fluff Doctors (Dr Dobbs with her Skippy (Our Fluff Tai Kar Cher), Dr Fibrate with her Pork Chop, Dr Chev with her Moo Moo, Dr Yenjai with his Cosy, Dr Eve with her Messy, Dr Bernard with his Bernie, Dr Jason with his TuTu) are hoping to have their first ever Fluffy-MeetUp, wearing their beloved Fluff-printed T shirts (hahahaha) while discussing medical and work related issues enjoying the Fluff-Talk, Fluff-Happenings and Fluff Photography. Hopefully no one will race against one another during the Fluff-MeetUp. LOL

And not forgetting, Fluff Friends have their own group, blog, forum and store.

GRB Attack

Yeah, it is the time of the year again. The Winter Solstice Festival aka Dong Zhi (冬至/过冬) has arrived.

The notorious Tang Yuen (汤圆) is a MUST during this festive season. Yeah, The cute GRB (Glutinous Rice Balls) Attack. These klang klang GRB are meant to be eaten and not to be thrown, unless u wanna participate The sticky GRB Fight. :P

So many Klang klangs. So many Balls. So many Bebola. So many 汤圆. In case if u are unlucky and didn't get the chance to eat the yummy tang yuen this year, you can substitute it by eating fish balls (since they are all balls, except that different type of flour is used. Hahaha... is this ajaran sesat?) LOL

Happy Winter Solstice
(psss... Don't Forget to Attack More Balls this Dong Zhi)

Related Entries:
* Klang Klang Ball
* Sweet Potato Tang Yuan
* Tang Yuan or Glutinous Rice Balls

My Solar Toy

I first get to know this cute Japanese toy big round head Nohohon fella from Ben Ben in 2006. Since the 大头仔 are so cute, I can't help but to get myself one. Shouldn't let the cute stuff sitting there collecting dust waiting till the cows come home in the shop mah.

Introducing my Pinkie Nodding Head NoHoHon. These cutie fellas are powered by the solar energy.

Then I increased my collection again few months ago. My latest addition was The Orange Dancing NoHoHon ~ shaking head and io ka ch'ng all day long. (Too much ecstasy?) Kkkkkkkkkk....

I place them on top of my CPU. Syiok wah seeing them nodding and swaying head, dancing and io-ing ka chng (shaking butt). Thinking to get my 3rd one soon. I still prefer the original simple NoHoHon character in comparison with the newer addition in the market (such as those flip flop leaves, frog, dog, monkey, mickey mouse, piggy, hello kitty, mushroom/tungku, piggy, cow etc etc etc) :P

Io Io Io and 摇摇摇... I love my NoHoHon Solar Pets Toys :)

Rodents in My Room

Angel posted about Mice Tales, so being Copy Cat "Garfield", I wanna post about those Rodents in my rooms too. Not one, not two, but plenty rats mouse-s (or are they mice?) But my poor mouse-s are malnourished, hence the small size. Unlike those well-nourished mouse in the early days, which are fat and juicy. LOL

Some of my lovely Tetikus (which are Alive and Well). I have too made rodents in the house, and poor Angel is also infected with the "Mouse Bugs" after our sampat mouse-talk that night. And yet she asked me why I bought so many mouse-s that night. LOL

My mini white Mouse eating accompanying the white MacBook Apple. Both are white-white tei. I love small stuff, hence I prefer using the mini mouse (instead of the gigantic Apple Mouse) :P

Related Mouse-Talk Entries
*Angel's Flyday Mice Tales
*LB's Snowy Sunday Tikus Talk
*LB's Ini Meenie Mighty Mouse

Liucas & Reece

Sampat Winn came up with the Liucas - 'Meet The Fans' Contest. The participants have to send in the most creatively funny dialogues of liucas and baby reece based on the picture given and stand a chance to meet liucas in person , AND the lucky winner gets to buy liucas some luxury food. (Hahahah, what sort of present is this? Only the sampat Winn can come up with such an sampat pressie). But I wanna participate also. Saja-saja, just for fun :P

Presenting the Io Ka Chng Liucas and Reece.

This is the Feedback from the birthday boy, Ah Boy. LOL

Not forgetting, today is Carcar's sweet 16th Birthday.
Happy Birthday Carcar
生日快樂, 车车

Live To Work?

I Work to Live
NOT
Live to Work
(unlike those Workaholics)

But it is the other way round when talking about FOOD.

I Live to Eat
NOT
Eat to Live

Kakkakaka... How about u?

Cutie Squeezable Bola

I cannot resist but to buy these two Fish Balls Bebola when I saw them in MidValley Megamall. (I went to See-see Look-look @ Memory Lane after the "buka puasa" dinner together with Sbanboy in Manhattan Fish Market when I was in KL in September 2007). So cute. So chu bee !!! The best thing is I can pinch and squeeze them, and they won't BITE !!

The Mr Cheeky with the 101% Kuwak cunning look. Don't mess with him, unless if u want to see Flying Peanuts.

The Mr Angry who tengah fatt man chan cos kenak Throw YourStar (those squeak squeak stars) by Ah Boy for no apparent reason. Ggggrrrrrrrrrr

C-Game

Selba wants me to to fill up the following questionnaire with words beginning with the letter "C" (as my name starts with the letter “C”). The followings are my "answers" :)

1. Famous Singer: Carpenters
2. Four Letter Word: Choy
3. Street: China town :P
4. Colour: Chocolate Coklat (and this reminds me of the edible chocolate tim)
5. Gifts/Present: Cow (cos Moo Moo Rocks)
6. Vehicle: Car-Car, the Boot Boot Cher
7. Things in Souvenir Shop: Canine (Doggy cute mah)
8. Boy Name: Cockroach Chai (Siu Keong, if not ChinaPek loh) LOL
9. Girl Name: Cendawan (Tungku) :P
10. Movie title: Chicken Little (The delicious ayam kecik)
11. Drink: Cappucino + Corn shake (new recipe, cos Cola too common liao)
12. Occupation: Char Koay Teow hawker (can earn big bucks wan)
13. Celebrity: Chen (Ah Boy cakap punya..) No Eye See. Hahaha
14. Magazine: Crap magazine loh or Chapalang magazine, (those pak kwa magazine)
15. U.S. City: Chicago
16. Pro Sports: Chasing after the Wind (don't play-play)
17. Fruit: Chiku (not those "small chiku")
18. Reason for Being Late to work: Cilakak mia alarm clock tak berbunyi
19. Something you throw away: Cicak, especially the frozen lizard
20. Something you shout: Cham loh
21. Cartoon Character: Casper the Friendly Ghost (this time really See Ghost liao)

Who to Tag?
* Cocka ~ C-game
* Adino ~ A-game
* Misti ~ M-game

Today is Doreen's Moo One (牛一). Many Endless Hugs, Muacks and Kisses to the Birthday Girl. Happy Birthday Doreen. Hopefully no Moo Moo-s are bullied on this special day :)