Fry the Fly? It's Flyday !!

The fat & juicy Maggots or Larva (I heard someone saying yucks).

The Pupa Delicacy. Wanna have a bite? Btw, this is not Fear Factor.

This is the final "product", namely The Majestic Fly... with glorious death (Not every fly has the opportunity of being pierced, pinned & photographed.. )

At least he is not all alone by himself....

Happy Flyday !! or is it Fryday? or Friday?
TGIF !

Who To Kidnap?

I was selected as one of the "fortunate" ones to be stranded on an island with Kenny. Apa pasal I kena chosen pulak? The reason given by Kenny are : He needs a doctor in case got illness or injury, so the best person I think is Chen. She can handle it very well. (ahem..) Without her we all also cannot survive. (ahem again...kembang kaw kaw liao.. Kkkkkk) She also very good in hunting nice food, so with her around we can get many nice foods too... :P (wah.. since when I become hunter ah? kkkkkkkk)

The story hasn't ended yet. The priviledged chosen ones are tagged !! The tag is "If you had to live on a deserted island for a year, which 5 6 bloggers would you bring with you and why?" Who are the unlucky ones to be stranded together with yours truly on an island pulak?

Don't worry - we are not stranded on this mini island.. Else, jialat loh !! Cham cham cham :P

1. Ah Boy - How can I leave him out? He is such a charming & happy-go-lucky affectionate little darling. Boring loh if he is not around. Die-die also must bring him :)

2. Pink Cotton - She is like my little sister woh. Of coz must kidnap her (coz I sayang her mah). Die-die also must take her along. Likely she will scold me when she reads this, cos.... u know lah.

3. May - Cookies? Muffins? Ginger bread? or might be XYZ Soup too? We will have endless supply of food since the baker is in town on the island ;)

4. Angel - Grade AA organiser (not the AA battery). She will drive us around, prepare a place for everyone to sleep and...mmm.. might be doing the laundry too ?

5. LB - Wanna eat siew pai kuat? Kalikai? Bakuteh? ABC Soup? Wanna have endless supply of edible & non edible apple? Not only that.. If I "kidnap" the Emperor, all the other remaining concubines & eunuchs will automatically tag alone. Soon, there will be a huge crowd on the island liao.

6. SA - Ini angmoh very geng. Excellent bedtime story teller (guarantee no insomnia liao). Futhermore, he is fully equipped with survivor skills. Ada tiger? Ada lion? Ada ular? Tak perlu takut !! Coz our hero is on the move :)

Who to tag ah? Close eyes and cover ears as I tag (so that I won't see or hear them scolding me for tagging them.. clever boh?)
1. Mistipurple - stranded on an island
2. Papercrazy - My List of Kidnappees
3. Pink Cotton
4. Cocka - Marooned On An Island.....
5. Selba - 5 Bloggers I Would Like To Bring On An Island

Those who wanna kidnap me with their out of the world reasons :P
1. Kenny
2. SA
3. Albie
4. Rinnah
5. Papercrazy

Hot , hot, hot ???

My friend has a peculiar habit when ordering food - no chillies & no sambal belachan whilst I'm on the contrary. I will tell them I want chillies & sambal belachan; the more spicy, the better !!

This is the amount of chillies that I can consume per day or per meal. I know this might be nothing to some... Or way too spicy for others? I love hot & spicy food. To me, Tarak pedas, tarak syiok & tarak sedap. How about you?

Dogs Again !!

On the 7th Day of Chinese New Year, after playing with Pink Cotton's doggies, I went for dogs visitation together with Pink Cotton & aunty (Pink Cotton's beloved Mummy loh) . We went to few houses and finally... I get to visit the house with 9 doggies, The Furry House !!

I dunno who is who cos they all looked similar, and all the doggies want a pat on their heads, especially Uncle George.

Uncle George manja-ing with Pink Cotton.

Pink Cotton offering *Free Head Massage* to the doggies...

Si Beh Song !! Sitting on the sofa woh !!

This one lagi syiok. Zzzzzz kaw kaw on the floor.

"Like Mother, Like Daughter".

Indeed a big happy family :)

Lenglui DogDog with her brand new CNY haircut.

Kkkkk... Seeing this doggy reminds me of Liucas - I'm referring to the palm tree hairstyle, not the colour :P

Moo Moo Reigns

Showing off my collection of Moo Moo aka Cow Cow or 牛牛 (distant relative of Moolah aka $$$).

This is my favourite Moo Moo.. White-white tei with black dots and pinky face.

....with dumb & helpless looking face.

This is another cute Moo Moo, but I gave it to my good friend liao.. (another Moo Moo lover).

My very first Moo Moo.. accompanied me since 1993. Wah.. 14 years liao??

The Musical Moo Moo .. Shake his butt and you will hear the ocipala music.

The McD Magnetic Moo Moo - leading a boring life (sticking onto the fridge for years) :P

The Angelic Moo Moo keychain - with congenital anomalies.. Big head (?hydrocephalus) with angelic wings.

Fridge Magnet blue-blue tei LC Moo Moo.

And not forgetting the adorable cute little Moo Moo aka White Yak (牦牛) I saw in Sichuan, China last year...

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p/s : Anyone wanna donate Moo Moo(s) too add into my collection? Big or Small, I Hampalang Sapu. Thank you in advance.

Doggy & Gardenia

Ah Boy & his precious plain Gardenia White Bread.

The worried & cautious Ah Boy constantly keeping close eye contact with me ... He sked I might take away his precious Gardenia Bread. I love his stylish "trademark stare". Very yau yeng.. Don't you love him? *Muacks*

Clumsy Beetle

I was clearing my stuff on the table when I saw this little bug wandering around freely on my table. The little fella stopped moving when touched..

The juvenile in me turned the helpless little fella upside down.. Just for fun :P

Poor fella struggling like mad...

Never Give Up and at last he (or she?) made it - That's the Beetle Spirit.

How small big is the beetle? Tiny little bug, just merely few milimetres in size.. This is the actual size in comparison with the tip of ball pen.

鸟 Post (Bird Bird Post)

One fine Saturday morning, I went up Penang Hill together with my friends. Nope, I didn't hike up via hiking trails up the hill. (I will only do that if I have NBTD or .. EFND?).

As usual, we took the easy way up.. via Funicular Railway.... The last time I stepped my foot up there was in 2002?

Since this is a 鸟 post, I will talk about birds. We visited the bird sanctuary next to The Bellevue Hotel. Cute boh the green little obedient birdie? I even let the cute little birdie walked on my finger. Mana tau.. the notti little fella 得寸近尺 - climbed all the way up to my shoulder and later to the back of my neck instead.. Kkkkkkkk..

The curious sam pat parrot - looking with great interest at my camera, cos I told the parrot "Smile, You are on Candid Camera" :P

Wah.. Blue-blue tei parrot with round-round tei big eyes.. The eyes look so fake, like rubber !! Feel like poking the eyes :P

Another shot of the same parrot but from different angle. Ahem at the weird posture. Bird ah Bird, u think u r performing in circus meh?

Eeeee... so fierce looking geh? Summore small eyes (luckily not pin point pupils) ..

Look at the stunt posture.. Clinging on to the ceiling with both claws leh !! Dun play-play. Ini burung banyak cekap. *Applause*

The polite & humble red-red tei parrot greeted me with "Hello", and rupa-rupanya that's the only English word he knows. Hello, hello & hello.. Cheh...

Kkkkkkk... Ini burung reminds me of Cocka, cos he looks like ayam with his fancy hairstyle. Have to keep a close eye before he starts pecking my camera lens with his sharp beak :P

Looks like ayam or not? Handsome juga ni burung ;)

A to Z

I sayang Winn, that's why she sayang me back in return, wanting me to chant about A to Z.

A is for the Angmoh Simple American
B is for my Beloved Cute Ah Boy
C is for Chen (who else woh?)
D is for Day Dreamer (not the Night Dreamer)
E is for the Early Birdie, Rinnah
F is for Fishball-er Sin Ling
G is for the Good Daddy, Bernard
H is for the Hibernating Sotong
I is for the Io io io till ka chng drop mia Ben Ben
J is for the Jeng jeng jeng Kenny
K is for the KKHH Misti
L is for the LMK addict LB
M is for the Mischievous Winn
N is for the Nutty Goober
O is for Oink oink Ocipala Pink Cotton
P is for Princess A(ngel), the puteri & malaikat
Q is for the QQ Carcar
R is for Rosy Selba
S is for Shalalala Nyonya Penang
T is for the Talented lenglui Maymay
U is U all (U, U and U)
V is for the Vegetarian KYH
W is for the White-white tei Liucas
X is for the X-treme Cocka
Y is Yours Truly (again???)
Z is for the Zealous Butt

The about A to Z sounds too serious woh.. Not good for digestion. For those with digestive problem, enjoy the lighter version instead ;)

A is for Aiyak
B is for Beh Tahan
C is for Cute Ah Boy
D is for Dumb dumb dei..
E is for Err
F is for Faint kaw kaw
G is for Gggrrrrrrrrrrr (learn this from Ah Boy)
H is for HST™
I is Me
J is for Joo Hoo (Sotong)
K is for Kkkkkkkkkkkk
L is for Liu
M is for Moo Moo
N is for Napet
O is for Ocipala
P is for Peng kaw kaw piak kaw kaw
Q is for QQ
R is for ROTFL
S is for Sot Sot
T is for Ti(p)u
U is Urmmph..
V is for Very Sampat
W is for We we wet wet
X is for XXX (Don't Peep !!)
Y is for Your Head
Z is for zzzzZzZZZzzzzzz

Can I see the following taggees' (learn the terminology from Winn) definition of A to Z? :
* Misti - ABC Tag
* Rinnah - T is for Tag
* kyh - From America to Zimbabwe...
* LB - Long Roads From A - Z
* Bernard - My Ace to Zed

48 Concubines : Chapter 5

*48 Concubines is a special writing project created by Simple American to celebrate LB’s birthday. The chapters are to be written by the members of his blogroll. Each author is unrestricted in how little or how much they write. The story must flow, however. Try to write your chapter in 72 hours and then pass it on.*

** Rating : 18 SX U Post **

After so much action and dunno how many rounds of 6-some in bed, the Emperor is extremely exhausted. Not only that, he is hungry too, with stomach growling - humming the do-re-mi tune...

*Dialogue between Emperor & His Concubines W, M, A & C (after the 2-hour- consultation & medical advice given by the Imperial Doctor to the 4 concubines) *






Juicy or not? Of course juicy, coz so much yummy food. Potong stim or not? No steamed food though.. Kkkkk. And now I pass the next episode to the King's Wife.

48 Concubines :
Chapter 1 (Simple American)
Chapter 2 (Ah May)
Chapter 3 (Angel)
Chapter 4 (Misti)

Garfield

Garfield is one of my favourite cartoon character during my school days. Garfield is like "a Human in Cat Suit". This fat cat has so many similarities with human. His thought resembles human's thinking. Not forgetting his selfish behaviour, his greediness etc etc.. Garfield says and does things that people would like to say and do. Garfield also struggles with human problems - obesity, dieting, loathing of Mondays, apathy, boredom etc. Wonder if Garfield ever melayang-layang anot?

My collection of Garfield cushions (>10 years).

I can still remember some of the Garfield's favourite quotes.. (cos they are hilarious)

• Diet is 'die' with a 't'.
  
• I'm not over-weight, I'm under-tall.
• If u want to look thinner, hang around people fatter than u.

Behind the scene :
Garfield - the fat, lazy, overweight, cynical but lovable orange-coloured cat who likes eating, sleeping and watching tv. He loves lasagna and hates Monday. (good to hug cos so fleshy)
Odie - the dumb-dumb, stupid and naive dog (unlike the clever ah boy or liucas)
Jon - Garfield and Odie's suku, pathetic kolian owner
Pooky - Garfield's teddy bear (dun play-play)
Arlene - Garfield's sweetheart (with long-long neck like giraffe; mutant feline ah?)
Nermal - Garfield's cousin (the perasan meow meow who thinks he is the world cutest cat) .

This famous comic character, Garfield was created by Jim Davis. Garfield was named after Jim's grandfather, James Garfield Davis. The first Garfield comic strip was debuted on 19 June 1978.

5 Magical Wishes?

Albie said I can run, but cannot hide from this 5 Fantasies 5 Wishes for whoever & whatever tag. Mmmm... what should I wish for? Gotta be something extra ordinary, and different from the others :P

1) Tour around the World, but not in 80 Days. Hope to visit Angkor Wat, Taj Mahal, Little Venice, Greece, Egypts etc.

2) Savour Fugu (Blow Fish) - The World Most Deadly Feast? Are u interested??

(courtesy of watanabe-junichi.net)

3) Get myself a DSLR camera, might be Canon EOS 350D. Let's see how things go...

4) Taste the World Most Expensive Ice Cream (USD 1,000 per sundae). The Grand Opulence Sundae from Serendipity of New York City. Garnished with 23K edible gold. I can't imagine myself eating gold !!! Such an expensive Ice Cream - really "I Scream" liao.

5) Own the Specialised SX Trail FSR II Mountain Bike (RM 14,000). Must be syiok cycling such an expensive mountain bike !!


Kkkkkkk... Should I or shouldn't I tag? Let's toss a coin. The final outcome is.. to continue on with the tradition. Hence, the following victims are the chosen ones ;)
1) Pink Cotton - When you wish upon a tag
2) Goober
3) Winn - 5 Magical Wishes
4) Lynnx - Tagged Again
5) Selba - 5 Wishes - Tag