OMS

After reading our beloved Winn Winn OMG related post, I'm inspired to write this ocipala OMS post.

Most of the time, we exclaim using the phrase OMG (Oh My God) in English Angmoh language. In Chinese language, we will use 我的天 which has the similar meaning as OMG. Since this is an ocipala post, I will create a new abbrevation ~ OMS (Oh My Sky), the direct translation of 我的天. U can start using OMS from today onwards instead of OMG (Oh My God) :P

OMG
OMS OMS OMS
Oh My Sky
我的天

N/B: Angel and LB, Hopefully No YourStar (addendum : cos the sky is still bright mah)... Kakkakakka.. (To those who catch no ball, don't ask me what is the meaning of YourStar. You have to figure it out yourself) :P

The Aftermath of Blogging...

Bernard wanna knows whether I'm suffering from Blog Dependency Syndrome (BDS) or Blog-itis or Blogivitis or Blogaholic or whatever u named it. I presume it has something to do with someone who is addicted to blogging.

I will answer it in my own way.. Hahhaha, dun have to follow rules and regulations all the time. Presenting The Aftermath of Blogging. This is the blog culture and words used within the sam-pat community.

*cabut* Hide Under Table SamPat Sot sot See Ghost Dotdotdot NBTD ... No Eye See Tick tock Tick Tock hugs & muacks piak with sotong LIU LD LD ti(p)u Klang klang Lidi lidi suaku Faint Kaw Kaw jialat 你是最好的你知道吗 Kkkkkkkkkk Laff Die Me +ve and -ve chi EFND Fatt Hao Aitelyu point point finger Ocipala pom chak chak Shalalala crap giggle io ka chng raining Liucat & Ah Boy Mischu Twit Twit beh tahan PIAK Fulamak Hungwee Die Die also Must Eat Shake Leg See See Look Look 吹吹风 Yattaaaaa...Flying Peanuts Heartchu BUKU MUKA HowCome Giggle Under Table Sikui *COUGH*
ThrowYourStar Garfield (copy cat) BBBB Oh My Sky (OMS) TCSS stewpig NBTD KFC

Do all the above phrase sounds familiar? If u know what I am yakking about up there, then welcome to the community, with flying carpet red carpet. If u still catch no balls, do hang around more frequent and surely u will get what I meant ;)

p/s: I'm not tagging anyone :P

Addendum (January 2008) : OMS (Oh My Sky), Garfield(copy cat), KFC (Keep Fingers Crossed) , Stewpig, ThrowYourStar and BBBB

Sampat Blogger AwardTM

Since there are so many different categories of awards, I will come up with my own award - The Sampat Blogger Award^™, together with the Sampat Trophy^™. Why I choose figure 8 (I meant 8 recipients)? Coz sampat = 3-8. That's how the figure 8 comes about.The 8 honourable 3-8 recipients for this 3-8 award are none other than .... *Cue the Drum Roll*
1) 3-8 Angel
2) 3-8 Albie
3) 3-8 May
4) 3-8 Misti
5) 3-8 Winn
6) 3-8 Carcar
7) 3-8 Ben
8) 3-8 Ehon

Those who are bestowed this Sampat Blogger Award^™ have the privilege to award the other bloggers whom they think fulfil the sampat criteria. No hard and fast rules how many should they award to :P The recipients who received the most number of sampat awards at the end of the day will be crowned King or Queen of Sampat.

I have created a smaller thumbnail for those who wished to display The Sampat Blogger Trophy^™ cum Award at the sidebar. Really sampat, huh? Sampat Rules & Sampat Rocks. Kkkkkk.. Small One only, Not Big One... Don't worry, No See Ghost ;)

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Another SamPat Moment...

While reading Cocka's latest post, I accidentally ter-read the hilarious names he put up for the hyperlinks at the "Nothing To Crow About" sidebar. I have a good time laughing. Almost laff-die-me liao.. I will only listed out few (those whom I know of or whose blogs I read..)

• Dimple Face = Ah Ben (luckily didn't name him as Shaky Butt.. lol)
• Ah Nel = same
• Angeliu = Angel (This one easy.. u know i know. All the liu-s)
• Dr Jekyll = Yours truly loh (o.O. Mmmm.... who is Mr Hyde then?)
• & her dog = Ah Boy (The cute little big eyes boy)
• Dr Bernard = same
• Ka..t = same
• Kereta = Carcar (or 车车 in Chinese. Multilingual mah)
• Free Willy - Eastcoastlife (Hahaha, still can't stop laffing over this..)
• Flyboy = Fantasy Flier (the karipap boy)
• Helens Fatt Mou Blog = Helen
• Kenny Batu = Kenny Ng (kakakkakka. Rock jadi Batu pulak)
• Jilo Impact = Zeroimpact (the zero effect - not talking about inflation :P)
• Hottie = King's Wife (This one really hot)
• Cutie Pie = same
• Emperor Ah Wong = LB (What happened to the Emperor & the 48 Concubines series??)
• Chup her tub = May (ahem..)
• Barney's cousin = Mistipurple (Kkkkkkk.. This one really laff die me - The purplish family)
• Merepek Queen = Nyonya Pg (She manyak terror.. Can yak non stop wan..)
• Plink = same
• Dirty Underwear = Laundry Amah (lol)
• Sin Ling's char koay teow = Sin Ling (CKT? Fish ball i know lah)
• Flying Shit = See Fei (*faint*)
• Selba = same
• Romeo &... = SK (giggle...)
• Juliet = Liucas mummy (ahem...)
• & their talking dog = Liucas (yeah, summore driving Ferrari)
• Jemima's toilet paper = Jemima (Catch no ball how the toilet paper come about)
• Velverse's Waistline = Velverse
• Wenns Wok = Wenn (Cook in da house)
• Zara & Ziraffa = Zara & Zaria (o.O at ziraffa)
• Zewt = same

Unker Cocka, 笑死我, 你係得 geh.(siu sei ngor, lei hai tak geh..). How should we link u up as? The Great Actor 刘丹? LOL

Modern Bloggersaurus Dinosaurs

Ah Winn said she is old liao woh.. quote "当年二十六岁时就觉得哇，不得了，我他妈的老了". Fulamak, if she is old, then we are all.... ? May commented "Then we all dinosaurs liao! KKKLLLLHHHHH!!"

Introducing The sam-pat Morden Dinosaurs - The Bloggersaurus . Only those priviledged ones will be included here (aged 28 & above). Why using 28 as cut off point? Cos that "someone" is 28 years old loh, lidat loh :P

*First of all, the priviledge goes to the Winnosaurus, Winnociraptor & Winnratop (The best-est dinosaur who can give u complete care)
*How can I not mentioning Cheneosaurus? (But I still prefer Chennosaurus)
*And not forgetting the dearie Erectopus. (The Octopus or Sotong Dinosaur)

We have many more dinosaurs on the move :-
*L-Bex & Albisaurus (The great Italian KK i-Dinosaur)
*Angelosaurus & Angaturama (The heavenly Angelic Dinosaur)
*Mayliusaurus & Mei Long (The Chinese or Oriental Dinosaur who is now in a far far away land)
*Mistisaurus (The busy Dinosaur who always tak cukup tidur. Good fren of Barney, the Purple Dinosaur)
*Cockasaurus (The Chicken Dinosaur who enjoys tok kok)
*Carcarasaurus (The modernised Dinosaur who drives instead of walking)
*Willosaurus (The Dinosaur who cons people to write will worships BKT)
*Sengkorasaurus (The rich Dinosaur who owns kopitiam)
*Kennyosaurus (The Dinosaur who rocks & jeng jeng jeng)
*Nyonyasaurus (The Dinosaur who dances & sings sha lalala)
*Jerrisaurus (The dimsum lover angmoh Dinosaur from Texas)
*Jennisaurus (The glamour Dinosaur whose hubby is King)
*Monisaurus (The Sarawakian Dinosaur who crazes of paper)
*Benediosaurus Rex (The Canadian Dinosaur who loves karipap)
and many more...

Let's geder together, wear Croc (or pirated Krok shoes), sam-pat, have a cuppa tea & makan Dinosaur Pai Kuat !! Wanna wanna?

The SOT SOT lingo

The SOT SOT lingo (A beginner's guide to SOT-TING)

Sot Sot = Cat meows, Dog barks (& talks at times), hence Sotong sots...
Liu = which can literally means anything... everything
KKHH = Kuch Kuch Hottie Hai (including the hip & butt shake & rolling uphills )
Klang Klang (KK) = BOLA, but not the World Cup mia BALL. I saw many used Klang Klang happily without realising wat is the real meaning. Still catch no balls? Use your own imagination to figure out what issit then..
Bling Bling = anything attractive, wet & shiny.
Young Young = the opposite of Old Old
Lidi Lidi = Sot sot Sotong way of laughing.
LD LD = :D @ LOL
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT = Ti(p)u
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk = kakakakaka
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh = hahahahaha
Keeeeeeeeeeeee = kekekekkee
Lllllllllllllllll = liu liu liu
Lollllllllllllllll = lolololol
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr = ROTFL (non stop)

The Sampat Brief Intro (The Hall of Fame of Sot Sot) :

Winn : The Melayang-layang Queen. The sifu who mastered the Art of Rolling Uphills. Her melayang-layang skill really ichiban. Echo-ing Leon Lai's ♪ ♫ 今夜你會不會來, 你的愛還在不在 ♪ ♫

LB : The super cheong hei i-Professor who teaches the world how to i and KK. Prefers the non edible Apple than the contrary.

Angel : The quiet Angelic "cannot count girl" who needs Math tuition (kkkkkkkkkkkkk). Where's #9?? Catch No Ball? Click here for further info. (Pssssssss.. Don't piak me with sotong :P)

May : The multi talented Lucky Ducky real Liu, also the cofounder of lidi lidi lidi.

Misti : The multi tasked "School Janitor" who also runs the School Canteen with Chandelier For Sale (but she very cham & busy wan, cos no time to makan although runs canteen. No time to Relac even).

Chen : the PhD holder of E=mc2 with specialty in mong cha-cha ala Sotong style

Carcar aka Carmen San Diego. Also Professor of Oh See Dept. Always missing in class dt excessive bowel movement aka oh-see-ness. (Carcar will sure scold me for writing this, but never mind.. Cos ..Scolding People is one of her speciality too. LOL)

SA, aka simple ameriliu : The Eggy angmoh who loves kai kheok (phoenix claw). Egg cos white outside but yellow inside. (The inversion of Banana).

Ben Ben : The TFK SFK (Si-Fatt King aka Butt Master) who master the art of io ka chng with capability of creating tsunami with his excessive overflow tears or saliva.

Liucas : The Poster & Ferrari doggy, also Master of Disguise & King of the Martial Arts but too bad he always Zzzz with the ugly ter-kang kang posture.

Ah Boy : The brainy one who is busy walloping pork chops behind the scene and gardenia bread at times. Only pose ter- kang kang when prompted.

Cocka : The Fencing Master. Don't play-play.

King's Wife : Oh shit... More shitty scenes, Fast-fast take out camera :P

Day Dreamer : Another melayang-layang gal cos she adores day dreaming. Merdeka !!

Will : The perasan one who always believe that "If there is a "Will", there is a way"?

Butt : Remembering the hot koay teow soup "ghost story" & fartttttttt. Highlight highlight highlight !! then u get the clue :P

Kenny : Jeng Jeng Jengggggggggggggggggg. Echo-ing "贺新年 祝新年, 新年啦 年又年..."

Pink Cotton : *ahem*. The "censored" scene.

Red Sponge : She raps in Hakka. Wai... Where is my Lui Char?

Sengkor : The soft-hearted HK film star wanna be with "Fried Wantan smell" Car.

Nyonya : Let's joget & Sha lalala.

JL : On your mark, Get set.... GO!!!!!! Run JL run.

Goober : The sneezing & coughing peanut who yaks non stop.

Cynthia : Longkang laksa, longkang laksa !! Bila nak makan? Faiti Faiti come back home.

Sbanboy : The stressful no heart boy camera boy who yearns to be stress free :)

Headache liao.. There are more to be added on the list but I need to get to know u better before I can yak further. That will be in Chapter 2?

**Background music : Who let the Dogs Sotong out? Woof woof Sot Sot
Pssss... Should I publish the School Magazine 2007 ??

What's yours?

These are some of my favourite phrase which I always used in my casual writing. Piak with sotong, faint kaw kaw, no eye see, *cabut*, twist your head, sikui (= dead ghost in chinese for those who catch no balls), NBTD (= nothing better to do) and not forgetting the fabulous LD. (Those who chatted with me on YM will notice the appearance of this LD on & off. Many have asked me in the past what is LD? Hahaha, LD is just the typo for :D, since L is located next to : on the keyboard. That's how LD originated when I typed too fast, similar as the origin of ti(p)u)

And from what I observed over the past few weeks/months :
*May's tee-hee, fatt hao
*Ben's io ka ch'ng, hiao kao pua si, sikui, CPBSP
*Angel's KKHH & the dying DYK (which has RIP liao?)
*LB's sot sot, bling bling, klang klang & wat else?
*Winn's infamous liuliu, sam pat, melayang-layang & .. napet?
*Will's kin kin siam (wah.. where u want to siam?)
*Carcar's OMG, cheonghei, pangsai/oh see (nyek-nyek, I remember this !!!)
*JL's lame
*Pink Cotton's your head, 'x', PP (= phik phiak)
*Ah Boy's laff die me & woof die me
*Misti's RELAC
*Sengkor's How Crappy

Anything else to add on to the list?

♥ Hug-hug-Club Addiction Syndrome ♥ (HAS)

I couldn't resist but to write this post. Btw, Don't take this too seriously.. Hahha, what is it about? No other than the "Hug-hug-Club Addiction Syndrome" (abbreviation HAS) :D Hahaha, this is a syndrome that appear quite some time already but just discovered by me recently..

What is this Hug-hug-Club Addiction Syndrome (HAS)? Up to date, it is still considered as a highly infectious disease (with high morbidity, but luckily no mortality reported up-to-date). The virus spread very fast.

Those who are affected with HAS will show the following signs and symptoms...

- check the website immediately after waking up from sleep or just before going to bed or before off the pc @ laptop. Who knows, he or she might be lucky? :P
- refresh the browser every now & then to check for any new post/updates. Yeah, refresh, refresh, refresh & refresh..
- get upset when he/she couldn't secure the first 3 comments.
- feel happy/elated when he/she is the first one to comment (yeah!) If cannot secure the first place, second or third place will do as well.
- checking or coming back every now & then to check for any updates
- some desperate one might set one or two alarm clock to ensure he/she wake up in time to secure the top 3 places.

The sad news is that there is no cure at the moment (at least until the time when this post is written). Those who are afraid or fear of contracting this disease are advice to get vaccination ASAP (not in oral form but in IM form... yeah.. given through intramuscular injections with big needles deep into the muscles. Ouch). However, there is no guarantee that the vaccination will 100% work. No money back guarantee either .. Hahhaha...

Who to blame for spreading this deadly disease? The main culprit is.. Albie aka LB.. And he has recruit few "mah chai" lately - May & Carcar.

Hahha, I'm just kidding. Don't flame me huh or throw pies at me :P

It is considered as bread & butter to me to diagnose a disease or ailment & treat the illness; that is part of my job and something that I do daily :P Sort of becoming a habit or daily routine already.. Besides that, I have another habit, which I shared on another post in the past. A very peculiar habit, what is it about? Mmmm... whenever i walk on the street or talk to people, it becomes a "natural response" for me to observe whether this person has any features of difficult intubation or potential difficult airway (eg. small chin, receeding chin, buck teeth, short neck, large goitre or any anatomical abnormalities etc) or looking at the hands, whether the veins or blood vessels are visible or not - for any difficult iv or intra venous access for branula insertion. (especially those cute, fat, chubby babies....) Hahha, when I meet up with you next time, don't feel suprised if I look at your hands or your chin/neck. I guess sbanboy will have similar habit as well? ;)