Rojak Post

Angel asked me to do this hard task long long time ago... So better submit the homework before she mengamuk habis. Later she dowan to chia wa chiat Bakuteh then cham loh :(

1) what is your IRC/ MSN/ Yahoo Messenger nick? Chen
2) what's the first word that comes to mind? Aiyak
3) what was the word you last said? Cham
4) what was last word you type? Sien
5) what word do you hate? Tulan
6) can you rearrange these letters to form a word: giismsn ? Missing
7) what is your favourite prime colour? Black
8) have you read Da Vince Code? No
9) what is the word of the day here? Littoral (apa ni? so cheem)
10) finally, click here. Banana (wah.. lidat also can?)

Now you have 10 words, go on and do this:
i) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with the words in your answers above included once, and only once.
ii) meme cannot be sent back to the sender.

This is purely craps aka rojak post, a truly Malaysian post (mixture of few language/dialect - Chinese, English, Malay, Iban, Hokkien, Cantonese). Proceed at own risk :D

Aiyoh, si beh tulan.. Lenglui Angel kio wa siah essay. Sik mau tulis pun sik boleh.. Cham loh.. Aiyak, summore have to use all the 10 words above leh to sia chor bun. Ane kang kor eh. Sien kao si.. Scratching head. No, my head is not itchy.. just gatai tangan only. Err... Apa pulak my pen missing? Siapa jahat sangat curi pen I? Boh pen kio wa anchua sia chor bun? Hamik lang ane pai si, ai sabotage wa? Note to self :Ah Chen, like it or not, u also have to write leh.. cincai siah mai si ersai loh.. tong kim wa er bin oh-oh; lien hei-hei (black face). Eat few banana to cool down myself. Kekkee, mission almost accomplish liao, except wa aboi yong the cheem word littoral yet :P (ngam ngam 100 words)

***Angel, hope u don't hematemesis or vomit blood after reading this crap rojak post. Hahhaha... I told u liao, I dunno how to write :P

Brief summary of what I crap up there, especially for those who don't understand the rojak language :

Aiyoh, I'm frustrated. Pretty Angel asked me to write an essay. Don't want to write also cannot. Some more have to use all the 10 words above to compose the essay. So difficult. I feel bored & tired. Scratching my head now. No, my head is not itchy, just that my hand is itchy. Err.. How come my pen missing? Who steal my pen? Without pen how am I going to write essay? Who is that horrible person who wanted to sabotage me? Note to self : Ah Chen, like it or not, you also have to write the essay. Simply write also can lah.. At the moment my face is very black. Eat few banana to cool down myself. Kekkee, mission almost accomplish already, except I haven't use the intellectual word littoral yet :P