The SOT SOT lingo

The SOT SOT lingo (A beginner's guide to SOT-TING)

Sot Sot = Cat meows, Dog barks (& talks at times), hence Sotong sots...
Liu = which can literally means anything... everything
KKHH = Kuch Kuch Hottie Hai (including the hip & butt shake & rolling uphills )
Klang Klang (KK) = BOLA, but not the World Cup mia BALL. I saw many used Klang Klang happily without realising wat is the real meaning. Still catch no balls? Use your own imagination to figure out what issit then..
Bling Bling = anything attractive, wet & shiny.
Young Young = the opposite of Old Old
Lidi Lidi = Sot sot Sotong way of laughing.
LD LD = :D @ LOL
TTTTTTTTTTTTTT = Ti(p)u
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk = kakakakaka
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh = hahahahaha
Keeeeeeeeeeeee = kekekekkee
Lllllllllllllllll = liu liu liu
Lollllllllllllllll = lolololol
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr = ROTFL (non stop)

The Sampat Brief Intro (The Hall of Fame of Sot Sot) :

Winn : The Melayang-layang Queen. The sifu who mastered the Art of Rolling Uphills. Her melayang-layang skill really ichiban. Echo-ing Leon Lai's ♪ ♫ 今夜你會不會來, 你的愛還在不在 ♪ ♫

LB : The super cheong hei i-Professor who teaches the world how to i and KK. Prefers the non edible Apple than the contrary.

Angel : The quiet Angelic "cannot count girl" who needs Math tuition (kkkkkkkkkkkkk). Where's #9?? Catch No Ball? Click here for further info. (Pssssssss.. Don't piak me with sotong :P)

May : The multi talented Lucky Ducky real Liu, also the cofounder of lidi lidi lidi.

Misti : The multi tasked "School Janitor" who also runs the School Canteen with Chandelier For Sale (but she very cham & busy wan, cos no time to makan although runs canteen. No time to Relac even).

Chen : the PhD holder of E=mc2 with specialty in mong cha-cha ala Sotong style

Carcar aka Carmen San Diego. Also Professor of Oh See Dept. Always missing in class dt excessive bowel movement aka oh-see-ness. (Carcar will sure scold me for writing this, but never mind.. Cos ..Scolding People is one of her speciality too. LOL)

SA, aka simple ameriliu : The Eggy angmoh who loves kai kheok (phoenix claw). Egg cos white outside but yellow inside. (The inversion of Banana).

Ben Ben : The TFK SFK (Si-Fatt King aka Butt Master) who master the art of io ka chng with capability of creating tsunami with his excessive overflow tears or saliva.

Liucas : The Poster & Ferrari doggy, also Master of Disguise & King of the Martial Arts but too bad he always Zzzz with the ugly ter-kang kang posture.

Ah Boy : The brainy one who is busy walloping pork chops behind the scene and gardenia bread at times. Only pose ter- kang kang when prompted.

Cocka : The Fencing Master. Don't play-play.

King's Wife : Oh shit... More shitty scenes, Fast-fast take out camera :P

Day Dreamer : Another melayang-layang gal cos she adores day dreaming. Merdeka !!

Will : The perasan one who always believe that "If there is a "Will", there is a way"?

Butt : Remembering the hot koay teow soup "ghost story" & fartttttttt. Highlight highlight highlight !! then u get the clue :P

Kenny : Jeng Jeng Jengggggggggggggggggg. Echo-ing "贺新年 祝新年, 新年啦 年又年..."

Pink Cotton : *ahem*. The "censored" scene.

Red Sponge : She raps in Hakka. Wai... Where is my Lui Char?

Sengkor : The soft-hearted HK film star wanna be with "Fried Wantan smell" Car.

Nyonya : Let's joget & Sha lalala.

JL : On your mark, Get set.... GO!!!!!! Run JL run.

Goober : The sneezing & coughing peanut who yaks non stop.

Cynthia : Longkang laksa, longkang laksa !! Bila nak makan? Faiti Faiti come back home.

Sbanboy : The stressful no heart boy camera boy who yearns to be stress free :)

Headache liao.. There are more to be added on the list but I need to get to know u better before I can yak further. That will be in Chapter 2?

**Background music : Who let the Dogs Sotong out? Woof woof Sot Sot
Pssss... Should I publish the School Magazine 2007 ??